Days of the Week

Monday love glitter graphic

Monday love glitter graphic

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Zombies eat brains your safe

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You say Im a bitch like its a bad thing

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Your village called theyre looking for their idiot

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You off my planet

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You mean shopping for useless crap isnt the meaning of life

You mean shopping for more useless crap isn’t the meaning of life?

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You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

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You can ride my bike if I can ride your bitch

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Would you like to buy a vowel

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You are nuttier than squirrel turd

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Work harder millions on welfare depend on you

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Who is your real friend

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Whisper my favorite words Ill buy it for you

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Were you lost in thought

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Weekend forecast mostly wasted with a slight chance of getting laid

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Well this day was a total waste of make up

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We will be friends until we are old and senile

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends again.

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Warning I can go from 0 to bitch in 2

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Virginity like bubble one prick all gone

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Wanted meaningful overnight relationship

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Video games ruined my life good thing I have two extra lives

Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives.

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Too many freaks not enough circuses

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To all you virgins thanks for nothing

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Today is national good looking people day