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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
My wife and I were happy for 10 years then we met
My wife and I were happy for 10 years, then we met.
My girlfriend keeps complaining I dont listen to her or something like that
My girlfriend keeps complaining I don’t listen to her … or something like that.
Men cant live with em cant shoot em
Men. Can’t live with ’em, can’t shoot ’em.
Married men dont live longer it only seems longer
Married men don’t live longer, it only seems longer!
